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Work order · Davis, CA

Open it.
We close
it.

Send us YOUR mess. Every annoying, repetitive, "why is this still a thing" job. We open a ticket, we close it, you get the receipt.

Start here: $500 →
WO № 0001Priority: Annoying
Problem reportedCustomer: you
OpenOn itClosed
CLOSED
Problem report · tap what's yours

What's
broken?

Tap a card. That's the job getting done. Tap a few and send us the ticket.

0jobs on your ticketStarting Session · $500 · first fix on the call
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Receipts, not promises

Jobs
closed.

People got sick of it. So we fixed it. Real work, still running.

Davis Chamber of Commerce
300+
staff requests through an AI-worked request board. 337 members moved over. Autopay live inside two days.
"can someone get to this?"
CLOSED
Velocity Island Park
9,578
booking clicks tracked. Before: zero. 159 job applicants through Google Jobs.
"which pages actually sell tickets?"
CLOSED
Costa Fuego
1 DAY
to a live restaurant site. Top of Google for its own name.
old domain, dead site
CLOSED
Davis Zombie Bike Parade
12 DAYS
ask to live: new site plus a festival back office. Handed over. Theirs.
30 Wix pages and a prayer
CLOSED

Chamber request board runs alongside their membership software. Figures from each project's own records.

Job log · trade show floor

Quoted
months.

BeforeIvan gets quoted months, and serious money, for an app to run his airbrushing business.
0:00"Swing back by the booth."
0:20First screens clicking. Not a mockup.
0:30~90% working. Ticket closed.

Not a proposal. Not a slide deck. A working thing, before the coffee got cold. His face? Priceless.

How a ticket moves

First fix,
first call.

01

Open the ticket.

Show us the inbox, the sheet, the apps that don't talk. Ugly is fine. Ugly is the point.

02

We close one. Live.

Before we hang up, something that's been bugging you is handled. Simple stuff? Sometimes that's the whole job.

03

You get the work order.

What's left, what it costs, in writing. Use it with us or without us.

Posted rates

No mystery
quotes.

Starting Session

$500

We dig into the mess, close one job live, and hand you the plan.

Book it →

Build Day

$1,500

Usually comes out of a Starting Session. One full day. A ridiculous number of tickets closed.

Systems Build

$12K+

Software, hardware and AI agents working as one system. You own it outright.

Care

Fits you

We keep it running and keep making it better. Priced to what you actually run.

Terms & conditions (the short kind)

You own
all of it.

  1. 1

    It's yours. Outright.

    Your accounts, your data, your domain. Change it, move it, keep it.

  2. 2

    Nobody holds it hostage.

    No subscription you can't leave. Built so anyone competent can maintain it, including someone who isn't us.

  3. 3

    Money moves on your say-so.

    The busywork runs itself. Anything that touches your money waits for you.

  4. 4

    The builder answers.

    No ticket queue. No stranger. You talk to the people who built it.

Authorization

Sign here.
We'll take it
from here.

✕
Sign with your finger
XOWE'RE ON IT

Signed. Now email hello@bamxo.com with one sentence about your mess. That's the whole form.

Or snap the sticky notes.

Send a photo of the mess. We'll send back what the system looks like.

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